Hey, F.A.R.T fans! It's Tealy, and today me and the F.A.R.T team will be telling you all about the tale of "FARTland", my very own country! Now, if you've been a F.A.R.T fan for a while, you've probably heard of Tealyland. Now, of course, that's a fictional country on NationStates, not a real one. But I bought a real country!
Buying The Country
I was screaming at my computer because of a easy Roblox obby I failed at when I suddenly got a amazing idea to create my own REAL country! And even better, make a flag and everything! Now of course, I wasn't going to move the F.A.R.T team clubhouse there. I mean, we need to get more stuff set up there before we make houses and stuff. But anyway, I said my catchphrase "Bung" and then jumped down the stairs, and before we knew it, the whole F.A.R.T team was on their way to a little island in Oceania called FARTland (named by me!).
We're Here!
So the F.A.R.T Team was at the island! It wasn't anything very special, just a bunch of trees and some birds and pigs. I went to plant the flag I had stored in the boat, while I gave the other members some things to do. Dird was in charge of making a map of the island so we didn't get lost, Beric was in charge of making rules, and Blara was in charge of building the food restaurants at the island. We've attached a picture of the map to the right: you probably see it here! - >What's Done?
After I finished planting the flag, I checked on our progress. Dird finished the map, Beric was almost finished with writing the rules, and Blara was almost done with what we called "FARTBurger", which was a tiny treehouse restaurant that only sold burgers. Simple, am I right?
FARTBurger's Done!
Eventually Beric finished the rules and Blara finished FARTBurger, so we all went inside to enjoy the first ever meal eaten on FARTLand. We took a bite of the burger Blara made and... it wasn't very good. In fact, it was just a bun, a burnt steak, and a bun. Our excited faces turned into disgust as we tasted the burned burger. Blara cooked a new one, and it wasn't burned, but the burger was still pretty boring. I mean, where's the cheese? Or mayo? No tomato? No lettuce?
Back Home
Eventually we got bored and went back on the boat home. But first we flew the DronPick 1XE (our drone from a previous post) into the air, and took a picture of FARTLand! But then Blara saw a bug and got scared and accidentally pressed the button that sucked the entire island into the drone. Also, to make things worse, Dird flew it into the ocean. Whoops.
That's it for our crazy country adventure that ended with a funny drone fail!
See you!
- Tealy ๐๏ธ๐
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