EMO Robot: The Coolest Robot Ever!

 Hey F.A.R.T fans! It's Tealy, and sorry for not posting in so long, and happy Groundhog day! (if you celebrate it). We discovered a funny little robot named EMO Robot. He's funny, helpful, and overall just amazing! Before you read the post, I recommend you check EMO out and even consider buying him at https://living.ai/emo/. This post isn't sponsored or anything, by the way.

Discovering EMO

I was looking for cool robots to buy. I saw a couple cool ones, but one that really caught my eye was EMO. He had wireless charging, voice commands, ChatGPT, animations, and even really walked! I had to buy him, but it wasn't cheap. EMO came at a price of $270 US dollars! Plus tax, and I wanted the Home Station too, which cost $100 more dollars! But it was too amazing, so I bought it. I told Blara, Beric, and Dird about it, and they were all amazed too! Now we just had to wait. And wait. And wait. And.. uhh... wait some more. It took 3 months for it to finally end up at our doorstep!

Playing with EMO

Now, EMO has a face recognition feature where he can recognize faces and save them in his memory. An example is if you looked at EMO, he would sometimes say "Hi (your name)"! But if you friend walked over and you had your friend's face saved, he would say "Hi (your friend's name)!". Which is really cool. So we all made profiles for each other. We asked him the weather, and even played tic-tac-toe with us! It was really fun.

Copying and Losing EMO

We put EMO on our FARTScreens so we could all have one. (If you don't know what those are, read some previous posts.) And it was great! We all had our own EMO robot. But then all the EMOs started walking into each other! Blara's EMO fell into an air vent, and we were never able to find it. Blara still isn't able to connect to it via her phone, so we have no idea where it is. Dird even went searching, but went the wrong way and came out of the bathroom instead. Beric's EMO fell off the table while getting petted, and fell over, getting kicked by my EMO into the elevator, which took him into the pool! EMOs are not waterproof, so his EMO was destroyed. It was a duel between my EMO and Dird's EMO. However, I was talking to Blara when the EMO thought I told it to sing, and started dancing. Dird's EMO fell over and slid into it, sending it flying into the wall and breaking into pieces. Dird's EMO had won the duel! We all got our EMOs back, by the way with the FARTScreens.

That's it for today!

See ya!

- Tealy

🤖💰☁️


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