Hello, F.A.R.T fans! It's Dird, and I'll be telling you about the tale of Tealy's Magical Remote! Let's get to the story, shall we?
What's This?
Tealy was outside relaxing when he saw a piece of plastic in the distance, Tealy went to check it out. Tealy pointed it at a empty bag of chips he saw in the road, and pressed the button that said "Erase". The empty bag of chips popped out of existence. Tealy was very surprised! Next, he pointed it at a nearby bench. Tealy pressed the "Multiply" button. Another bench showed up right beside it! Tealy didn't believe it. Tealy also saw there was a "Undo" button. When he pressed it, the second bench disappeared and the bag of chips re-appeared. Tealy was so excited and surprised!Comin' Home
Tealy brought the magical machine home to show me, Beric, and Blara. Tealy and Blara started arguing about which flavor of fruit snacks was the best, and then Tealy got so mad he pressed Erase on all of Blara's favorite fruit snacks. Blara got so mad she took the remote and tried to erase Tealy's fruit snacks but accidentally erased Tealy instead! Tealy popped out of existence. Blara panicked and pressed undo, and Tealy re-appeared. Tealy freaked out and said he was in the middle of a giant white tube, along with the fruit snacks with no exit in the middle of Antarctica. Blara screamed and swallowed the remote to make sure it never did any harm again.
That's it for today's blog post, I hope you enjoyed!
- Dird
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