Hey, Dird fans! It's.. well, Dird (obviously) and it has been FOREVER since we made a Soloventure post! So, sit back, and enjoy the show, okay?
The Start Of The Day
I woke up at 8 am, excited to start the day. But it started going bad. I stubbed my toe on the door, and fell down the stairs. Tealy came out of his room and asked if I was okay. I said yes but then fell down to the chicken nugget restaurant. I tried to get some chicken nuggets, but when I went to eat them, the container randomly exploded, and burnt nuggets flew all over the restaurant. I had to clean them up, too. I went back upstairs to eat some real breakfast, and I had a nice cheeseburger. However, I freaked out when I realized I had accidentally put hot sauce in the burger instead of ketchup. I tried to get water, but spilled it and dropped the cup. Tealy came in to check on me, and he saw me running around the room, a broken glass cup on the floor and a giant puddle, and a burger with hot sauce. Tealy poured me some real water, but I ate the glass too. Tealy shrugged and left the room.
Down To The Pool
I went downstairs to the pool to take a nice swim. However, it turned out a random rat had appeared in the pool, and peed all in the pool. I had to take a shower, and so I told Tealy about it then went back to the elevator. I went down to Floor 3, which if you forgot, was a ball pit.
Lost in the Ball Pit
I went to the ball pit for some peace, but the balls started covering me. I tried to swim out, but eventually I was covered in balls. Then Blara appeared and stepped on me. Ouch.
Outside
I went down to floor 1 then exited the clubhouse, hoping I could finally relax. However, 400 random birds appeared and asked me for bread. I had no bread, so I told them "I'm sorry, I have no bread." All the birds started attacking me. I ran across the road and slipped and fell in a manhole. The birds lost me and left.
Eventually I made it back up, but nothing better happened. The same thing happened again, but with 1200 birds this time. I ran back in the clubhouse instead, and went to sleep.
Thanks for reading!
- Dird
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